Spray the whole car with popcorn-style insulation material, then paint it the same color brown as chicken fingers. Bonus points for a gooey filling.
Decorate a Miata like a toe: flesh colored body, off-white “nail” on the hood, and hairs coming off the trunk deck.
So you’re being a good Rails developer and are using Jbuilder to render your JSON in your Rails 4 app. Better yet, you’re following best practices: you’ve split up your views into nested partials and are caching the generated JSON results in Memcache. Huzzah!
Except, you’ve got a view where even the fastest queries can take 2 seconds to respond, and you have about 30 of them per page, and they expire without user interaction, which means they wont be regenerated in the typical request-response cycle. Hmm. You definitely do not want your user sitting there for 60 seconds while your page loads.
Photo gallery here.
Must be rotary powered. Make the car look like a rooster. Get sponsored by rooster-themed jokes.
You can dance if you want to but no clapping. Courtesy of Dr. Dave.