Transform the Miata into a Taepodong Missile Launcher. Bonus points if the missile and launcher gantry are components of an active-aerodynamics system.
Spray the whole car with popcorn-style insulation material, then paint it the same color brown as chicken fingers. Bonus points for a gooey filling.
Decorate a Miata like a toe: flesh colored body, off-white “nail” on the hood, and hairs coming off the trunk deck.
So you’re being a good Rails developer and are using Jbuilder to render your JSON in your Rails 4 app. Better yet, you’re following best practices: you’ve split up your views into nested partials and are caching the generated JSON results in Memcache. Huzzah!
Except, you’ve got a view where even the fastest queries can take 2 seconds to respond, and you have about 30 of them per page, and they expire without user interaction, which means they wont be regenerated in the typical request-response cycle. Hmm. You definitely do not want your user sitting there for 60 seconds while your page loads.
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Must be rotary powered. Make the car look like a rooster. Get sponsored by rooster-themed jokes.